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you could give me a pack of hair ties and within a week i will have lost them. all of them. every single one. the same thing would happen with a pack of pencils. the same thing would happen with a pack of anything. tic tacs. stickers. wolves. anything

(via goodfriendtree)



I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via frostedcutie)





twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK


what the-

I give up.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck

(via thosesneakybitches)






And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via anxiouslittleflowers-deactivate)

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

(via frostedcutie)



i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying

this is too much power for one person to have

(via thosesneakybitches)


panic! at the everywhere my anxiety is ruining my life

(via thosesneakybitches)

                          “Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone”
                                  Cory Allan Michael Monteith (1982-2013)

(via fuckyeahglee)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

(via find-quiet-someday)


my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via iamthehangoverslovechild)

It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated. Dark timeslie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.

(via knockturnallley)